Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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