Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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