normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
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