STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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