i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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