so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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