Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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