Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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