a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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