It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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