Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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