two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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