just come out here and I will go home with you...
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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