It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
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