Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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