doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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