Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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