Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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