The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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