And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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