she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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