you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
jump out the window naked night went bad
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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