At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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