Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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