ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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