She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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