All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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