i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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