Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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