I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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