I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Randomize
