ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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