he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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