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(480): View more from Arizona

I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?

(408): View more from California

oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no

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(714): View more from California

I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room

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(646): View more from New York

Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.

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(269): View more from Michigan

So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea

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(716): View more from New York

I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.

(1-716): View more from New York

I demand a full explanation right now.

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