He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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