; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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