We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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