I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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