You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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