just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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