AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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