Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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