i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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