I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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