i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Are we still banned from the library?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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