Having a random hookup so left but love u
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Randomize
