I just pynch a tree in the face
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I love you.
Bad choice
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