brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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