his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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