Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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