ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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