I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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