Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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