Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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