I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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