I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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