No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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