I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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