yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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